MY GOOD FAITHFUL PERSONS! I am dying. OH ALLAH! I AM DYING TRAJIC DEATH!
On better tunes, I am doing well mentally. I promised myself that I will not die until I see John Kerry in presidential office!!! I despise his prostitute Jew wife, who I defectionaly call Ketchup. She does not have to dress for the Hallowe'en events because she's already a witch. When will men realize that women are curses to society and cover them in burkhas?!?!!?!?? This is the only thing I have against my Democrat brothers! They do not cover their women, at least their ugly women. Honesty, I love it when they leave their beauties such as Janet Reno unclothed! hehehehehehe I am surprised I have not seen her in magazines posing N**E! It seems to me the women with the most beauty bodys always keep covered. GARHHHHH!!
Since my illness has stricken me ill, I have received many get well cards from my imitate friends, such as President Bill Clinton of America and Fiddle Castro of Cuba. They both have been illness lately also. Castry sent me those lovely Havana cigars and Billabong sent me an intern. These men have excellent taste and we share many common bonds. We have also discovered it to be a Republican conspiracy that we've all been ill at such a close time.