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Yasser Arafat
24 August
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Yo, sup? Salaam m'hommes!

I'm Mohammed Yasser Abdul-Ra'ouf Qudwa Al-Husseini, relative of the former Mufti of Jerusalem, Haj Amin al-Husseini (best friend of Adolf Hitler).

I'm Liva' Lips Yassa' Abdul-Ra'ouf Qudwa Al-Husseini, relative uh de fo'ma' Mufti uh Jerusalem, Haj Amin al-Husseini (best homey uh Adolf Hitler). But ya' kin call mah' Yassie... I gots some wonderful honky chicks-mama which ah' duzn't gots'ta whup' real often, ha' dojigger be Suha Tawil, and she's half mah' age. She also gave me some daughta' which ah' dojiggerd Zahwa, afta' my moder. Ah be baaad... We gots no attenshun uh lettin' ha' be some suicide bomber, why should we sacrifice our child when dere's so's many oder's willin' to? =hehe= Some uh my greatest accomplishments (widout even tryin' t'accomplish dem! Right on! hehe) wuz winnin' de Nobel Peace prize.

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Date Created: 01.03.03
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Yasser is not your average man. He is a dynamic leader and his people rejoice in his presence.
He is quite the humanitarian, why when the Twin Towers fell he pulled up his sleeve and gave blood.
He believes in peace and human sacrifice.
His name means to be rich, derived from Arabic yasira to make easy.
Strengths: charm
Weaknesses: women, self-deceit, pride
Special Skills: acting, deceiving, cheating, theft...hehe, it's an art I tell you, an art!
Weapons: suicide bombers, stones
In My Own Words: am not Mr. Chairman. I am His Excellency, the President of Palestine.
Have you run out of stones in Hebron? Prepare the stones.
The struggle will continue until ALL of Palestine is liberated. O brother believers, the criminals, the terrorists - are the Jews, who have butchered our children, orphaned them, widowed our women and desecrated our holy places and sacred sites. They are the terrorists. They are the ones who must be butchered and killed, as Allah the Almighty said: 'Fight them: Allah will torture them at your hands, and will humiliate them and will help you to overcome them, and will relieve the minds of the believers...

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